Saturday, March 21, 2009

The lawn wars


Basically, I hate grass. Sure, it has its usefulness - maybe in some institutional place, like an insane asylum or perhaps the Ministry of Public Works. It might be nice, there. Or concomitantly, if you have young children, grass can be tolerated without great hesitation.

However, I recoil upon considering how much poisonous fertilizer, herbicides, shampoos and conditioners have been sacrificed on the altar of our sacred, beauteous lawns. Did I mention water (that precious commodity)?

You can still see a little grass in the bottom right hand corner. There is still work to do.


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